There are few problems that
cannot be solved
with a gallon of mint
chocolate chip ice cream.
I find it most effective
to eat
slowly
with a teaspoon,
allowing plenty of time for
resolution.
If you discover, as I did,
that a gallon of mint chocolate
chip ice cream
tends to lend a chill to the
bones,
don’t be afraid of donning
a hat
and gloves
and wrapping a large afghan
around your shoulders.
Perhaps there is some
scientific reason why
a simple gallon of mint
chocolate chip ice cream
(no more, no less)
is just the thing
to clear
the head
and allow for the proverbial
parting of the clouds.
Nicola Barber